The Way of Spiritual Journey

Chapter 9, Even a pig must be punished.

A clever person is a clever person; they have strategies for doing things. There's no escaping it anyway, so let's all play along and no one should be a spectator.

Na Ling had already spotted Li Lang, but seeing that he hadn't made a move, she initially thought he was an honest person. However, when she turned around and saw Li Lang's smiling face revealing an undisguised expression of watching a show, she became furious.

So, the spirit came, and it wanted to drag Li Lang down with it.

So, lightning came, intending to strike Li Lang as well.

The herd of beasts has arrived, and anything that stands in their way will be nothing but a weakling.

The arrow flew swiftly and gracefully, with the momentum to pierce through mountains and the resolute determination to never return once it left the bow.

At that moment, a neighing sound arose.

A gaping maw suddenly lunged forward; it was the Azure Python, unleashing its final strike, unleashing all its power to swallow the spirit arrow whole.

Fast, accurate, and ruthless—that was the belief of the Green Python at this moment; it had the strength to make a final stand.

However, it wasn't just the Green Python that possessed the strength for a final stand; Wangcai did as well.

"roar!"

Just as the arrow was about to fall into the python's mouth, Wangcai leaped up. Its sharp fangs bit into the python's vital spot with a "plop".

Ling is a good thing, and Wangcai is someone I'm determined to get, but if I really can't get him, I absolutely cannot give him up. This is also an unwavering belief.

So, the two beasts landed and began to entangle themselves again.

Having escaped the python's jaws, Lingjian was invigorated and was about to accelerate when the monkey appeared again.

The young saint was thrown out by Li Lang and was about to collide with the incoming spiritual arrow in mid-air. Without any hesitation, he reached out and caught it.

The monkey may be weak, but that doesn't mean it has no ambitions. With immense wealth right in front of it, if it shrinks back and doesn't seize it, it will surely be struck by lightning.

However, just as the monkey was about to scoop it up, lightning struck.

The lightning flashed and arrived, its dazzling light sending a clear signal that all those who dared to defy the might of Heaven were enveloped and then annihilated in one fell swoop.

The monkey had sharp eyes and a shrill cry; even the best things require a certain life to take. So it decisively stopped and fell headfirst to the ground.

At this moment, the spirit arrow had no chance left; any hesitation would mean its own demise.

And so, the final, desperate act erupted.

"puff!"

The arrow struck Li Lang in the back of the head; this was the sound of it entering from behind.

As everyone knows, penetration from behind is very painful. Li Lang felt a sudden darkness before his eyes, and before he could even feel the pain, he collapsed to the ground with a thud.

"boom!"

Lightning struck, and the earth was engulfed by the raging energy, turning it into a scorched sea.

..........

It has to be said that penetration after the fact is really bad, as it can easily leave lasting problems.

"The wound is on the back, you're licking the wrong place, this is the front." Li Lang sensed something was wrong; something soft was licking his face.

The soft material is delicate and gentle, and the initial touch is pleasant and acceptable.

Soon, a strong odor rushed into Li Lang's nostrils, causing his stomach to churn and making him unable to tolerate it.

Li Lang suddenly opened his eyes, and what came into view was a scarlet tongue sticking out from the mouth of a hideous hairy face, coming towards his face.

Li Lang was shocked. Without the slightest hesitation, he swung his hand and slapped Li Lang across the face.

"Awoo!"

A scream rang out, and the creature rolled on the ground.

"This guy looks familiar," Li Lang muttered. Then he saw a monkey squeaking and giggling nearby, and realized it must be Wangcai.

"Wangcai has had this licking habit since it was a baby. It won't learn its lesson if we don't discipline it." Thinking of this, Li Lang felt relieved.

"Thank goodness, they're all still alive." Li Lang breathed a sigh of relief, stretched, and stood up.

"Hey, they're all still here. Little Holy Son, come here." Having survived such a calamity, Li Lang was in high spirits and beckoned to the monkey with a gentle smile.

Upon seeing this, the little saint was also excited and happily rushed towards Li Lang.

Li Lang waved his hand and grabbed the monkey by the neck, revealing a ferocious expression. "Little Holy Son, is this what you call a discovery? Is this the good path you led us down? I'm not going to waste any more words with you. You're not getting away with this beating today."

After saying that, Li Lang was about to make a move. Although he was putting on an act, the monkey was genuinely frightened.

The little saint was terrified. He squealed and kicked wildly, his limbs flailing about wildly, looking completely out of control.

Even more outrageous, his intense emotions caused his body to suddenly become disordered, and a jet of water shot out from his lower limbs.

What a terrifying water arrow it was, murky yellow and scalding hot, heading straight for Li Lang's face.

"what!"

Li Lang was shocked. His heart trembled and his face twitched. Even when he was struck by lightning, he had never been so terrified!

Li Lang even felt a pang of regret; he shouldn't have frightened the little holy son like that. The monkey was still so young; it was truly unbearable pain!

However, regret was useless. The little saint responded to Li Lang with a jet of scalding hot urine. He was so scared that he wet himself!

Li Lang shouted, unleashing astonishing energy at the crucial moment, sending the monkey flying a great distance. The urine arrow traced an even more astonishing arc in the air.

..........

The mountains were still the same mountains; Li Lang couldn't discern anything unusual. The mountains stretched endlessly, the trees varied in shape, and the scenery changed with every glance. This was the wonder of nature; the unusual was the norm.

A man, a wolf, and a monkey roam the mountains and forests, feeding on wild animals and sleeping under the trees, as life returns to normal.

Li Lang was quite carefree, living a life of leisure. Besides, he had two subordinates with him; any disobedience would result in a beating. Even a king's treatment couldn't be better.

On this day, Li Lang was bored and was sitting under a tree waiting for Wangcai to come chasing after the food.

Not long after, a cold wind swept through, the forest rustled, and a large creature suddenly leaped out.

"what!"

Li Lang shouted, and what came into view was a wild boar charging straight at him with its sharp tusks.

Li Lang was furious. This Wangcai was really bold. Rabbits, robes, dogs, nothing else was good enough, but he had to mess with this thing.

Li Lang didn't have time to think. He flipped over and rolled away like a donkey.

The wild boar grunted and swayed away, seemingly mocking the boar.

Seeing this, Li Lang's face darkened. "I'll let you pass, but you're still swaying your hips like that?"

Okay, that's tolerable. But what's intolerable is that as the wild boar twisted its hips, a string of runny stuff suddenly spurted out from between its big buttocks with a "plop," and thick broth splashed across Li Lang's face.

To defecate in front of someone is intolerable; it's a blatant humiliation! If Li Lang tolerates it, he might never be able to shake off the inner demons he suffers from.

Li Lang's eyes turned cold, and he picked up a sharpened wooden stick and chased after them.

Are you kidding me? Who is Li Lang? He's the king of these mountains, a man who eats wherever he goes, and anyone who dares to challenge him, even a pig, will be killed!